Friday, July 25, 2008

Dark Knight special battle: Katie Holmes vs. Maggie Gyllenhaal















In honor of The Dark Knight coming out last week, we've decided to judge who is hotter between the two heroines playing Rachel Dawes. These two women are EXTREMELY similar according to our research. Both are 5'9", which is a great height. It's hard to make a real judgment based on body here; we find both to be pretty lithe and sexy. Katie likes to run to clear her mind and she also competed in the New York Marathon, while Maggie was able to quit smoking (picture above for sexiness only). So both are very healthy. Katie was a child star on Dawson's Creek, but Maggie was also an actress in her teen years. One thing to Maggie's downfall is her face; it can be a little strange sometimes when you look at it. However, she is definitely a better actress and all around has been in better movies (Donnie Darko, Stranger than Fiction) than Katie has (Thank You For Smoking and such). Granted Katie had a very minor role in Phone Booth and was also in Muppets From Space, but this doesn't negate all the negative and overbearing press she's received as a result of being Tom Cruise's wife. Not that there's anything wrong with Tom Cruise, but compare that to Maggie's husband Peter Sarsgaard (Mark from Garden State, also Troy from Jarhead and the bad guy in Flightplan). In Katie's marriage, it's certainly the highest-class of all class affairs: million-dollar jewelry, pre-nups larger than War and Peace, etc. But Maggie has character to marry an actor that isn't a superstar but has still been in some great movies in decent roles. Finally, when watching the pair of them on screen (especially in Batman Begins and Dark Knight), one feels that Maggie, being a better actress, is also able to make a better connection to the viewer and tug more at the heartstrings. So with that, we declare Maggie Gyllenhaal to be hotter than Katie Holmes.

Coming soon: Batman battles continue with Maggie Gyllenhaal versus Kim Basinger from Tim Burton's Batman:









Possibly coming soon: The BranchNext guys!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sorry for the inactivity

Deter's been out for the last week or so and only got back on Tuesday. We've been pretty busy down at Agile Sports this last week with our 1.5 release coming up, but we promise to have a new "Who is hotter?" tomorrow for you. Be ready! It's going to be a great one!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Amelie Mauresmo vs. Maria Sharapova




















Our first competition was a very close debate between two budding female tennis stars. On one hand, we have the classic Sharapova, found in many a Canon commercial. The fact that she's not just a tennis star, that she's an icon, is a big plus. However, she has only won $12 million in her career as opposed to Mauresmo, who has won $13 million. Also, while Maria is barely 21 (Mauresmo is 29) and has been rated Maxim's hottest female athlete four years in a row, Mauresmo is a lesbian from France. And she's not a lesbian in a bad way; she's very feminine and discreet about it. So the decision was very difficult, but in the end, Amelie Mauresmo is hotter.

Who Is Hotter?

The purpose of our newly-created blog is judge a simple characteristic between two people: who is hotter? We'll be running our judgments every few days, so keep coming back to check out the results and new thoughts. We'll also be posting pictures naturally. If you have two people you want us to compare, feel free to post on here or e-mail trlemburg@gmail.com.